I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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