He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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