Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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