return my video game
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
