closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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