Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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