You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I know her cup size but not her name....
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