How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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