Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He better not be in your backpack
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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