Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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