Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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