ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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