like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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