Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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