Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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