Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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