He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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