Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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