Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
