I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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