dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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