wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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