Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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