Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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