No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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