Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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