I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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