How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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