So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
