Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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