My underwear smells like fireworks.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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