Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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