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Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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