Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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