this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I love having hate sex.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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