I seem to have left my pride at pride
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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