I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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