i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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