Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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