Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I want a musical about memes.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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