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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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