we're blogging at a bar
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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