Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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