lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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