i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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