This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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