at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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