My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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