sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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