I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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