are you still at the devil's house?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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