Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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