Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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